A giveaway!!!

Are you excited?!?! Well. Don't be. Yet. Yes, it's true that I'll be hoping to add giveaways to my blog, but today?! You'll get a wonderful opportunity!! I'm giving away my 2 children! Aren't you LUCKY!? Seriously. Who wouldn't love to have 2 gently used children?! Look! I'll show you how cute they are!!

Here's exhibit A- Lauren Danielle (we've recently been corrected by the almost 3 year old that her name is Lauren DANIELLE.)



Here's exhibit B- Jillian Nicole



Exhibit A has recently become someone I don't even recognize anymore... She's demanding, bossy, and already looks at me like I have 8 heads. I thought I had a few more years before THAT happened.

Exhibit B has a lung infection. This is requiring 2 doses of pulmicourt (steroids) via nebulizer and 3 doses of ventolin. But, don't give her the ventolin close to bedtime. Nope! It makes her heart race and she gets all jittery and irritable.

I recently asked Adam what he thought we'd be doing right now if we didn't have children. We'd be well rested and most certainly rich. I mean I'm painting a beautiful picture, aren't I?

Serious inquiries only. Because if someone doesn't take them soon, I might be in a padded cell.